for the Big Pondering Giant

WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW???
Something, umm, or other.

WHAT DO YOU MISS???
She's not a what, she's a who.

WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION???
Property is theft but I dig my new powder green stratocaster copy.
Let's just say it has good karma.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL???
Freshly harvested mugwort that's been drying in the sun.

DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC???
Only in confined spaces.

DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK???
Nope.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME???
Old Spice. It's heriditary.

COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS???
What is an energy drink, exactly?

IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE???
Either cheshire cheese toasted on whole grain bread or some hommous.

WHO IS THE LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU MAD???
Hmm. My ex-wife's third floor neighbour. He's a nouveau riche, lazy dolt.

DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE???
Only one? Try French, German, Korean and some Polish.

WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU???
Flowers? A Hallmark card? A phone call? A hug? I dunno, what?

SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED
I did.

BLONDES OR BRUNETTES???
Leffe Blonde has .1% more alcohol than the Brun, and a fuller flavour.
Jet-black is my preferred feminine coif couleur.

WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN???
555-0241

HAVE YOU BEEN TO ANOTHER COUNTRY???
Yes.

WHERE WERE YOU BORN???
Etobicoke

FIRST JOB???
Paper Boy

WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST???
My looks? No, probably my sense of humour.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL???
Reconsider marijuana.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY???
A cake with ice cream and some presents.

HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT???
The one I've got should do.

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE???
Millions were named before me.

DO YOU WISH ON STARS???
Saturday morning, three-thirty am. It almost came true.

WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE???
The one[s] that hits the right string or fret.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING???
Sure. I'm the most illegible bachelor I know. (Thanks, Billy.)

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT???
Used to be capicollo but now it's just ham.

ANY BAD HABITS???
I find it hard to keep smoking once I start.

WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF???
Probably my own. That's why it isn't on the shelf.

IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU???
How could I? I'd be the other person then.
I guess I'd be friends with them...

WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME???
A narrow boat somewhere in England.

DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY???
It's a given.
I take it away rather reluctantly but it's irretrievably gone once I do.

WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD???
Trees.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT???
No. I used to slam.

DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF???
Sometimes. It depends on the shoes.

THING YOU ATE???
Tuna sandwich, then the tuna on its own. I ran out of bread.

SIBLINGS???
Yes. Just chatted with him for an hour. It's his birthday.

YOU LIKE SUSHI???
I prefer sashimi, especially lightly seared tuna crusted with cracked pepper.

ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT???
No, but I'm too shy to go all the way on a first date.

PEOPLE YOU TAG: They're all grown up now but okay, you're it.